Inspirational Work, Comedy and Poetry

Brain tiredness causes nuclear reactionary precipitation of the mind - please use wisely!

When a man gives his power up to a woman he might as well start packing.

I am the kind of woman you fall in love with, then you realize I want a prenuptial!

POLITICAL

President Obama did not quit the church, he is praying in private. Obama likes privacy especially when his
birth certificate is concerned! WOW, imagine that a president who has privacy!?

Ya all think GWB Jr. was retarded or something, that was an act so you would leave him alone . . . he did not want to feel more responsible than he already felt - - - like da, one man could save the world, da!

At lest Tiger was man enough to admit he let his family down. That must have been some mean fight he had with his wife: after all, he hit a fire hydrant backing out of his driveway as if he was trying to escape - - - come on the man is a golfer, not a president,. da.

ADULT CONTENT

Men that get disappointed at strip clubs are mad because they still don't know how to masturbate. Women figured out what men do - so they masturbate too, less phone calls, less emotional hassles. The current problem is that the next generation have already been told that masturbation is a sin.

I still don't know where fighting and sex connect??? So if sex is a sin no wonder why people fight - - - stop using sex as a bargaining chip!

On bubble wrap: A girl walks into the bubble wrap store and says, "can you bubble wrap me?" The sales man looks up and says. "where do you want to be shipped?"

In the ghetto: People who live in the ghetto try to use each other to get ahead, when people talk sometimes they misconstrue what each other said, then they lie against a competitor they can't beat, this is the way they undermine! Does this sound familiar?

If I knew don't you think I would have done something about it! Quote by: who knows.

I just finished my transition, my feet are killing me, I made sure no one could cock block me again, isn't this what David Letterman's assistant said - "I said that." 10/19/09

An Excerpt on relationship: ADULT CONTENT

GOING THE DISTANCE, YOU PULLED OUT!

What was going through your mind when you were pumping
in and out of me before you pulled out?
You came all over my stomach, my ass, my face frm a long time before. . .
again you pulled out and came and pulled out of someone else just like that?
Then you just decide to work on my feelings by withdrawing emotionally,
by not calling, not visiting, not seeing me - what does this feel like?
Do you like the way this feels? Why? Do you enjoy the emotional
detriment you are creating?
Go ahead and don't look back - or come and stay
but you can't come and go!
I am not going to allow you to work on my feelings.
I am stronger than that!
I write my own story, you don't write my story!
I decide what I like!
I decide what I want!
I decide what I need!
You do not decide for me, even if you love me
you are not in my brain
you may like to fuck my brains out, however I am a thinker,
I always was a thinker!
You told me I think too much!
This is who I am, you either stay or you go,
You don't come and go when you feel like it!
I am an American, you have to step up to the plate,
Tes, like baseball you watch, apple pie, Chevroley. . .
So next time you pull out think about who you come on!
Batter up!

 
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